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[sadomasokillhim]

[In a clear area, there's one Sougo with a pile of rocks near him. Across him is a small blue cat with a badminton racket on its mouth.]

Oi, Yamazaki! You can't be the real Yamazaki if you can't play badminton!

Come on! We don't have shuttlecocks here, so we have to use rocks. Make sure you hit them back, all right?

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Comments

[marypoopins]

That kitten doesn't want to be like that useless Jimmy anyway.

[sadomasokillhim]

[running to it and covering its ears]

Don't corrupt him!

[marypoopins]

You're the one doing the corrupting! What are you going to do with those rocks?

[sadomasokillhim]

I'm teaching him how to play badminton. Go away already. No one wants to learn anything from you.

[marypoopins]

I'm a much better pet owner than you are.

[sadomasokillhim]

You make your pets obese.

[marypoopins]

Sadaharu isn't obese! He's big boned and very sensitive about that.

[sadomasokillhim]

That's just a fatty's excuse from being called a pig.

[marypoopins]

It's not an excuse because Sadaharu isn't a fatty.

If you keep calling cute pets fatties and pigs, that kitten will end up low self-esteem. It needs to be taken away for its own good. Sadists aren't fit to have pets.

[sadomasokillhim]

That's what you think. Yamazaki already had low self-esteem even before I adopted him.

[marypoopins]

Here kitty. Have some sukonbu. I'm much better than some sadist bastard who wants to throw rocks at you.

[sadomasokillhim]

Yamazaki, no. You'll get food poisoning.

[marypoopins]

Don't listen to him, Jimmy.

[sadomasokillhim]

Here eat this.

[... pulls out a dead cockroach from his pocket]

[marypoopins]

Don't eat it. That cockroach was in Sadist's pocket, who knows what diseases it's carrying.

[sadomasokillhim]

It's anpan flavoured cockroach, Yamazaki.