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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[vampsuckudry]

[IS SURE TAKING HIS TIME]

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[DISTRESS!!!]

[vampsuckudry]

[THIS IS TOTALLY SERIOUS GUYS, MAYBE LEANING CLOSER]

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- nghh, you bastard-!!

[halfcocked]

[ . . . pulling a gun on the vampire, though also doesn't seem to be in much of a hurry]

Seriously?

[vampsuckudry]

Can't you see how serious I am?

[halfcocked]

I could've killed him by now! Just goes to show how weak vampires are!

[vampsuckudry]

You're lucky I wasn't serious.

[lipstickittoyou]

....seeing how many come to the rescue?

[vampsuckudry]

And now you've ruined it, sweetheart.

[lipstickittoyou]

Don't call me "sweetheart". You two are going to get yourselves injured pulling something like this.

[vampsuckudry]

Oops, my bad. The only in danger would be me, though.

[harisentai]

[==> sword]

[tigerken]

Nya! Kaoru-chan! I don't think it's zowa zowa!

[harisentai]

[y-- wait what]

Jan?

[tigerken]

There's no byun byun in it!

[tigerken]

Zowa zowa?

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Zowhat?

[tigerken]

Ah, it's not.

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What are you talking about?