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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[IS SURE TAKING HIS TIME]

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[DISTRESS!!!]

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[THIS IS TOTALLY SERIOUS GUYS, MAYBE LEANING CLOSER]

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- nghh, you bastard-!!

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You seriously need a breath mint. I have some Mentos in my jacket pocket.

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[would roll his eyes if he could]

It can't be that bad.

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I'm just saying.

- help!

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Noted.

Give it up already.

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You won't get away with this!!

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Watch me.

[AND I GUESS THIS IS WHERE WE GET INTERRUPTED]

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. . . some of these people have no idea what they're doing.

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We might need more categories.

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Which ones do you want to add?

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The way some are enjoying the show doesn't exactly fit schadenfreude.

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Hmm. What's a better word for that . . .

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Fangirls?