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[boldstarring]

[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

Comments

[halfcocked]

[ . . . pulling a gun on the vampire, though also doesn't seem to be in much of a hurry]

Seriously?

[vampsuckudry]

Can't you see how serious I am?

[halfcocked]

I could've killed him by now! Just goes to show how weak vampires are!

[vampsuckudry]

You're lucky I wasn't serious.

[halfcocked]

I wouldn't really care if you were . . . he's okay, but we're not close!

[vampsuckudry]

You don't look like the hero type.

[halfcocked]

What gave me away?

[vampsuckudry]

Everything, actually.

[halfcocked]

Thanks~

[vampsuckudry]

You're not that difficult to figure out.

[halfcocked]

. . . Hey.

[vampsuckudry]

What?

[littlestsoldier]

A prank?

[halfcocked]

I dunno, it just looks kinda sad to me.

[littlestsoldier]

Definitely. If that's his idea of putting up a real fight then that's just pathetic.

[halfcocked]

He hasn't even tried kicking the guy in the dick yet!