DECK THE HALLS WITH STRANDS OF PARASITIC KISSING PROMPTERS

[nevertogaslight]

Hey, kids! As a personal point of pride in our lovely Director, I just wanted to announce that our special brand of the phoradendron genus is now officially classified as its own species. Genetically modified from viscum album, phoradendron sayrum is only the tenth instance of parasitism to have ever evolved in the plant kingdom.

I totally don't

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[watchmycannon]

Congratulations are due, I'm sure.

[necessaryevil]

Something like that.

[watchmycannon]

Well, he's clearly gloating.

[necessaryevil]

True enough.

[theskyenceguy]

Nooooooooooo...

[babyjusthurtme]

wwhy the fuck is evveryone so wweird all of a sudden
i thought your terror season wwas a wwhile ago

[theskyenceguy]

...What are you?

[babyjusthurtme]

wwhat youvve nevver met one of us before
im a troll

[bitchester]

Third time this year.

[bitchester]

"Looking out for us." Yeah, guess you would see it as a godsend.

[the9thdream]

Parasites, reeeeeally?

[watchmycannon]

--That's a lot of interest, miss Road.

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[the9thdream]

Well, it's also pretty~ ♥

[watchmycannon]

In moderation, I suppose.

Unfortunately, moderation is not a skill Camp has much practice in.

[my_pleasure]

"Expedite"? "Gratuitous"?

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[nevertogaslight]

It's not science if you don't use ten-dollar words.

[my_pleasure]

Only the $10 words? I was hoping with the counselor's wages that have been withheld, that you could at least afford $100 words.

[nevertogaslight]

Oh, pthhb. Like I know any.