DECK THE HALLS WITH STRANDS OF PARASITIC KISSING PROMPTERS

[nevertogaslight]

Hey, kids! As a personal point of pride in our lovely Director, I just wanted to announce that our special brand of the phoradendron genus is now officially classified as its own species. Genetically modified from viscum album, phoradendron sayrum is only the tenth instance of parasitism to have ever evolved in the plant kingdom.

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[theskyenceguy]

Nooooooooooo...

[babyjusthurtme]

wwhy the fuck is evveryone so wweird all of a sudden
i thought your terror season wwas a wwhile ago

[theskyenceguy]

...What are you?

[babyjusthurtme]

wwhat youvve nevver met one of us before
im a troll

[theskyenceguy]

Like from under a bridge?

[babyjusthurtme]

oh swweet fuckin hell
wwhy the fuck do you humans evven havve that stereotype
no wwere from another univverse

[theskyenceguy]

Hey, you don't even exist where I come from, okay! How am I supposed to know?

[babyjusthurtme]

bah wwhatevver stupid humans
anywway wwhat the hell is goin on

[theskyenceguy]

The mistletoe's back.

[babyjusthurtme]

ok so wwhy is towwin missles a bad thing

[theskyenceguy]

Mistletoe's a plant, idiot.

[babyjusthurtme]

oh noww the human acts smart
so wwhats so fuckin bad about a plant

[theskyenceguy]

It traps you. And it makes you...

[babyjusthurtme]

[You look up.]

um
makes you wwhat exactly

[theskyenceguy]

Kiss.

[babyjusthurtme]

wwait wwhat howw the fuck does that wwork