DECK THE HALLS WITH STRANDS OF PARASITIC KISSING PROMPTERS

[nevertogaslight]

Hey, kids! As a personal point of pride in our lovely Director, I just wanted to announce that our special brand of the phoradendron genus is now officially classified as its own species. Genetically modified from viscum album, phoradendron sayrum is only the tenth instance of parasitism to have ever evolved in the plant kingdom.

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[the9thdream]

Parasites, reeeeeally?

[watchmycannon]

--That's a lot of interest, miss Road.

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[the9thdream]

Well, it's also pretty~ ♥

[watchmycannon]

In moderation, I suppose.

Unfortunately, moderation is not a skill Camp has much practice in.

[the9thdream]

It doesn't seem so, does it~? But it's still interesting.