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[fomicrymeariver]

[DEAR CAMP FUCK YOU DIE]

[IT IS SNOWING]

First five commenters get a free snowball, lovingly handcrafted by yours truly. Limited time offer.

((OOC: TIPSY. AND DOING HOMEWORK. Touch yourselves, I will return.))

Comments

[butterflybuldge]

[SNOWBALL :3]

[fomicrymeariver]

[yours has mysteriously shown up in your pants without any overt interference]

[you're welcome]

[butterflybuldge]

[-FUCK IT'S COLD FJGHKJDFSHK]

JADE-!

[fomicrymeariver]

You're welcome.

I've also enclosed a coupon for a mail-in rebate on your next purchase.

[mostlycharming]

What's a snowball?

[fomicrymeariver]

Catch.

[INCOMING]

[mostlycharming]

Eh--?

[mostlycharming]

Ackpppt--! [snowballed in the face! and he falls over in surprise]

[crosshisheart]

... snow...

[fomicrymeariver]

[in your face]

I suppose it was about time for a change of pace.

[crosshisheart]

[scoops up snow, making a snowball 8D]

[fomicrymeariver]

[do you want to die?]

[walking steadily closer]

What's that you have there, hmm?

[ofortunistic]

...I'm not sure those'd have an actual market value, Colonel.

[fomicrymeariver]

[lazily tossing one at you]

Now, now, Anise. I shouldn't have to tell you that it's not about the money, it's about the ~feeling~.

[ofortunistic]

*catch!*

What sort~ of feelings?

[fomicrymeariver]

You'll understand when you're older.

[alwaysuserubber]

[SOMEONE IN SHORTS AND SANDALS is building a snow fort!!]

[fomicrymeariver]

[...you probably don't need any help freezing yourself to death, but have a lazy snowball tossed at your back anyway]

[alwaysuserubber]

[--turns around]

[fomicrymeariver]

Congratulations.

You're my last lucky customer.