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[fomicrymeariver]

[DEAR CAMP FUCK YOU DIE]

[IT IS SNOWING]

First five commenters get a free snowball, lovingly handcrafted by yours truly. Limited time offer.

((OOC: TIPSY. AND DOING HOMEWORK. Touch yourselves, I will return.))

Comments

[mostlycharming]

What's a snowball?

[fomicrymeariver]

Catch.

[INCOMING]

[mostlycharming]

Eh--?

[mostlycharming]

Ackpppt--! [snowballed in the face! and he falls over in surprise]

[fomicrymeariver]

[your face was in the way]

Honestly, were you not taught to accept gifts with both hands? Children these days have no respect.

[mostlycharming]

[sits up to brush himself off]

W-what--?! You threw it at me without warning!

[fomicrymeariver]

A good boy scout is always prepared.

[mostlycharming]

A boy-what? What's this anyway? It's cold...

[fomicrymeariver]

That would be the point.

It's merely frozen water, if you want to be so crude.

[mostlycharming]

Oh... I've never seen it before.

[fomicrymeariver]

Do you mean to say it's a phenomenon that doesn't exist in your world, or that it's simply something you haven't experienced personally?

[mostlycharming]

I have no idea. It doesn't snow in my country, I think! But master probably knows, so you could ask him.

[fomicrymeariver]

Master, is it? And here I thought I was dealing with another misguided aristocrat...

In any case, here's your warning.

[mostlycharming]

Yeah, he's around here somewhere.

It was a warning?

[fomicrymeariver]

[LOBS ANOTHER SNOWBALL AT]

[mostlycharming]

[adhnjagf! he's down again]