itp it might be someone's birthday

[fomicrymeariver]

[DEAR CAMP FUCK YOU DIE]

[IT IS SNOWING]

First five commenters get a free snowball, lovingly handcrafted by yours truly. Limited time offer.

((OOC: TIPSY. AND DOING HOMEWORK. Touch yourselves, I will return.))

Comments

[ofortunistic]

...I'm not sure those'd have an actual market value, Colonel.

[fomicrymeariver]

[lazily tossing one at you]

Now, now, Anise. I shouldn't have to tell you that it's not about the money, it's about the ~feeling~.

[ofortunistic]

*catch!*

What sort~ of feelings?

[fomicrymeariver]

You'll understand when you're older.

[ofortunistic]

Oh, but your little girl wants to know now, Daddy! ♥

[fomicrymeariver]

No.

Patience is a virtue.

[ofortunistic]

Boo, I've already waited thirteen years!

[fomicrymeariver]

You may have to wait thirteen more to understand the sentiment of love.

[ofortunistic]

. . .

[fomicrymeariver]

I love the sound of shivering children.

[ofortunistic]

*throws the snowball at.*

[fomicrymeariver]

[catches it again]

Oh, my! Look what I found inside this lovingly crafted snowball! Gald!

Finders keepers.

[ofortunistic]

It wasn't there before! The snowball would've been heavier!