Question Time with Necoco

[soviet_catboy]

--Hold on, wait a second.

Just how many people here identify as gay?

((Mingle.))

Comments

[youmustlickit]

WH4TS G4Y

[soviet_catboy]

Uuh well how I'd define it, or...? It's like... a complicated thing.

[youmustlickit]

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[soviet_catboy]

Ooooooh. Yeah, it is, I think.

So do you have a... biological sex?

[velocivector]

. . . What prompted this?

[soviet_catboy]

I just realized!

There are so many.

[velocivector]

[speaks slowly]

I wasn't aware that was the case.

[soviet_catboy]

We might even outnumber the straight guys, and frankly lots of dudes here seem swishy...

[screwfate]

...What?

[soviet_catboy]

I just looked at the statistics for the average rural area in America! Is there something in the water here?!

[screwfate]

...Probably love goo. Or mistletoe.

[soviet_catboy]

Oooooh, you're right...

Huh. But then what about all the dudes dating other dudes? Does love goo really last that long?

[andallthefixins]

What brought that on?

[soviet_catboy]

I dunno. A friend of mine got a boyfriend and I thought he was pretty straight, all things considered? And then I looked around, and was like, whoa.

It's like a gay club with a sex ban.

[andallthefixins]

... that's some comparison.

[soviet_catboy]

It's awesome in some ways, but then it's like, are people more likely to come here if they're gay? Are only the straight ones safe?!

[soviet_catboy]

I know lots of people who like guys! It's not like that where I'm from, so I was thinking, just how many are there here? Do we outnumber the straight guys?

[soviet_catboy]

Really? I guess it took me a while, but... lotta dudes liking dudes, here.