Question Time with Necoco

[soviet_catboy]

--Hold on, wait a second.

Just how many people here identify as gay?

((Mingle.))

Comments

[velocivector]

. . . What prompted this?

[soviet_catboy]

I just realized!

There are so many.

[velocivector]

[speaks slowly]

I wasn't aware that was the case.

[soviet_catboy]

We might even outnumber the straight guys, and frankly lots of dudes here seem swishy...

[velocivector]

You're the only gay guy I know. If there's a lot here, the selection process of who gets trapped here's probably to blame.

[soviet_catboy]

Seriously?

...Do you not get out much...

[velocivector]

I get out plenty, I just don't go out of my way to talk to people.

[soviet_catboy]

That's true! And really I don't see how this would come up in normal conversation. I recognize my out and proudness for what it is.

Do you have a girlfriend?

[velocivector]

...What makes you think I'd have one?

[soviet_catboy]

Beeeecause you don't have a boyfriend?

[velocivector]

Let me rephrase that, what makes you think I'd want a girlfriend... or a boyfriend, while we're at it?

[soviet_catboy]

...

You're... a teenage boy...? Am I missing something?

[velocivector]

Yes. You are. The part where I'm a teenage boy from a fucked up background. Jerking off's enough for me.

[soviet_catboy]

Oh come on I know lots of fucked up teenagers, they still date.

Not very successfully, but they still try!

[velocivector]

They have the desire to.

Why do you even care?

[soviet_catboy]

'Cuz you're cute? And we're... friends-ish?