Question Time with Necoco

[soviet_catboy]

--Hold on, wait a second.

Just how many people here identify as gay?

((Mingle.))

Comments

[andallthefixins]

What brought that on?

[soviet_catboy]

I dunno. A friend of mine got a boyfriend and I thought he was pretty straight, all things considered? And then I looked around, and was like, whoa.

It's like a gay club with a sex ban.

[andallthefixins]

... that's some comparison.

[soviet_catboy]

It's awesome in some ways, but then it's like, are people more likely to come here if they're gay? Are only the straight ones safe?!

[andallthefixins]

No one's safe.

[soviet_catboy]

Hmmmm~

Are you gay or bi or straight or what?

[andallthefixins]

None.

I'm a country.

[soviet_catboy]

--! Oh!

...Have you--wait... how would that...

Does the Mother Country always have the hots for the Fatherland...?

[andallthefixins]

When two countries love each other a lot--

oi, we're not like humans.

[soviet_catboy]

Do you have babies?

[andallthefixins]

Well, I remember China mentioning finding Japan wandering around somewhere. The same with England and America.

[soviet_catboy]

...

they just... appear

is what what you're telling me

[andallthefixins]

Pretty much.

Though Egypt and Greece had moms.

[soviet_catboy]

...

You're just fucking with me now aren't you

[andallthefixins]

Sorry, no.

[soviet_catboy]

How can you just roll with this?!