ITP: IT'S DARK. YOU MAY BE EATEN BY A --Moo?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[It's nighttime in the middle of camp and it looks like some helpful campers have set up a small reception to get people's minds off the general unease of the month. There's red velvet cake with strawberries, and raspberries, delicious cherry pies, bowls of licorice, and even some delicious healthy snacks of tomato mozzarella salad. For drinks, we

Comments

[pussyfortono]

. . . what?

[fuckyoucow]

[you seem like the kind of guy who likes animals

I seem like the kind of cow who wants to take advantage of your Disney Princess nature]

[pussyfortono]

[ well. i do like animals ]

[fuckyoucow]

[breathing pretty huskily back here in these shadows]

[harisentai]

*still pretty banged up and bandaged, but keeping her good hand close to her side just in case*

[fuckyoucow]

[DO YOU HEAR IT

THE MOOING OF THE DAMNED]

[harisentai]

[This face: >:|]

[fuckyoucow]

[but i am just a fat cow, meandering in your direction :O]

[alwaysuserubber]

[FREE FOOD]

[fuckyoucow]

[Yes, food...]

[alwaysuserubber]

[om om om]

[fuckyoucow]

[Toddling closer. TOTALLY SAFE, PROMISE.]

[capt_liarpants]

*starts munching on red velvet cake only to slow to a stop as he reads one of the pamphlets*

[alwaysuserubber]

[steals your piece]

[capt_liarpants]

*so concerned with the pamphlet and the cows that he doesn't even say anything to that* L-Luffy, do those cows look weird to you? I mean, the cows are usually weird but do they looking menacing weird?

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah? They just look hungry.

[whenurgood2nana]

*Will never say 'no' to free cake. Grabbing a slice and flipping through a pamphlet*

[fuckyoucow]

*how do you feel about free beef, since there seems a lot of it coming your way?*

[whenurgood2nana]

Cows....?

[fuckyoucow]

*cows at*