ITP: IT'S DARK. YOU MAY BE EATEN BY A --Moo?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[It's nighttime in the middle of camp and it looks like some helpful campers have set up a small reception to get people's minds off the general unease of the month. There's red velvet cake with strawberries, and raspberries, delicious cherry pies, bowls of licorice, and even some delicious healthy snacks of tomato mozzarella salad. For drinks, we

Comments

[pussyfortono]

. . . what?

[fuckyoucow]

[you seem like the kind of guy who likes animals

I seem like the kind of cow who wants to take advantage of your Disney Princess nature]

[pussyfortono]

[ well. i do like animals ]

[fuckyoucow]

[breathing pretty huskily back here in these shadows]

[pussyfortono]

[ but i don't like CREEPY animals. ]

[fuckyoucow]

[this cow has super big Bambi eyes

and they are laser-guided to sadface at you :( and all that cake :( :( :( :(]

[pussyfortono]

. . .

[ reaches out to pet ]

[fuckyoucow]

[leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans]

[pussyfortono]

[ pets ]

[fuckyoucow]

[and as soon as your hand is on the nose IT'S TIME TO START CHOMPING]

[pussyfortono]

[ ow! takes hand back ]

[fuckyoucow]

[hisses and bellows an angry moo]

[pussyfortono]

[ draws sword ]

[fuckyoucow]

[turns around and without warning, KICKS]

[pussyfortono]

[ dodges & falls back ]

[fuckyoucow]

[that is enough time for me to turn around and try to trample you with my SHARPENED HOOVES]