ITP: IT'S DARK. YOU MAY BE EATEN BY A --Moo?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[It's nighttime in the middle of camp and it looks like some helpful campers have set up a small reception to get people's minds off the general unease of the month. There's red velvet cake with strawberries, and raspberries, delicious cherry pies, bowls of licorice, and even some delicious healthy snacks of tomato mozzarella salad. For drinks, we

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[harisentai]

*still pretty banged up and bandaged, but keeping her good hand close to her side just in case*

[fuckyoucow]

[DO YOU HEAR IT

THE MOOING OF THE DAMNED]

[harisentai]

[This face: >:|]

[fuckyoucow]

[but i am just a fat cow, meandering in your direction :O]

[harisentai]

[I have never even seen a cow before in real life til I came here]

[fuckyoucow]

[we're dumb and slow and totally awesome nice, promise!!]

[harisentai]

[uh huh :|]

[fuckyoucow]

[doop doop doop

moo moo moo

... nuzzle!?]

[harisentai]

[SCOWL]

[fuckyoucow]

[... :(]

[harisentai]

[bad cow]

[fuckyoucow]

[:F CHOMP]

[harisentai]

[hisses a little, quietly, before yanking herself away and whipping out her

cell phone]

[fuckyoucow]

[CAN I BITE THAT, TOO]

[harisentai]

[no, but I will use it to make a sword by using my calligraphy magic]

[fuckyoucow]

[nooooo my bitey timesssss]