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[vampsuckudry]

[there's a man near the Mess Hall talking to you. yes, you]

Hello. I'm Damon Salvatore, your newest Romance Advisor. Now tell me, how is your love life today?

(( intro for Damon! will be slow. also, please fill this up if you haven't yet. ETA: I'M SO SLOW, GUYS. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL.ETA2: DROPPING FOR THE NIGHT, I'll pick up everything tomorrow.

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[dotdotdotmunch]

You're really doing this.

[vampsuckudry]

Of course I am. I said I would.

[dotdotdotmunch]

You usually say things and do the opposite.

[vampsuckudry]

I couldn't just let this opportunity slip by.

[donationsorgtfo]

... What? Who the heck are you?

[vampsuckudry]

Your brand new counselor.

[donationsorgtfo]

And? What do you want?

[vampsuckudry]

Help the young and inexperienced, of course.

[bitingcynicism]

[I have so much irritation right now, it may just be palatable.]

... Romance adviser?

[dotdotdotmunch]

Zero.

[bitingcynicism]

[Turning to him, clearly on the alert.]

One of yours?

[dotdotdotmunch]

[winces] That's not how I'd put it... he's my brother.

[wayofthetsun]

Uh, pretty good, not that it's any of your business. Maybe you should wait for people to come to you?

[vampsuckudry]

That's what I thought, but then it occurred to me. Why wait?

[wayofthetsun]

'Cause asking people about it out of the blue like that is weird.

[vampsuckudry]

Don't blame me. I'm merely doing my job.

[beewareoftrap]

...

[this face]

[forever]

[vampsuckudry]

Looks like you need a lot of help.

[beewareoftrap]

I'm not in the market for that kind of help, okay?

[vampsuckudry]

Why not? Love is such an important part of our lives.