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[vampsuckudry]

[there's a man near the Mess Hall talking to you. yes, you]

Hello. I'm Damon Salvatore, your newest Romance Advisor. Now tell me, how is your love life today?

(( intro for Damon! will be slow. also, please fill this up if you haven't yet. ETA: I'M SO SLOW, GUYS. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL.ETA2: DROPPING FOR THE NIGHT, I'll pick up everything tomorrow.

Comments

[beewareoftrap]

...

[this face]

[forever]

[vampsuckudry]

Looks like you need a lot of help.

[beewareoftrap]

I'm not in the market for that kind of help, okay?

[vampsuckudry]

Why not? Love is such an important part of our lives.

[beewareoftrap]

Why're you so quick to assume I don't have it?

[vampsuckudry]

Because you haven't given me anything to work with yet.

[beewareoftrap]

Why do you wanna know? People don't have to do their stupid jobs, here.

[vampsuckudry]

But I do, that's the difference.

[beewareoftrap]

...

[walking away, now]

[vampsuckudry]

You know where to find me.

[tickingtykebomb]

You look happy.

[beewareoftrap]

This stuff just gets on my nerves.

Hey Mindy.

[tickingtykebomb]

Hey. Sentimental romantic stuff or nosy adult stuff?

[beewareoftrap]

Both, if you can believe it.

[tickingtykebomb]

Easily. This guy's combining so many pet peeves into one creeper package.

[beewareoftrap]

Someone else'll probably punch him, so I don't need to do anything about it other than walk away.

Wanna do something?