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[vampsuckudry]

[there's a man near the Mess Hall talking to you. yes, you]

Hello. I'm Damon Salvatore, your newest Romance Advisor. Now tell me, how is your love life today?

(( intro for Damon! will be slow. also, please fill this up if you haven't yet. ETA: I'M SO SLOW, GUYS. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL.ETA2: DROPPING FOR THE NIGHT, I'll pick up everything tomorrow.

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[bitingcynicism]

[I have so much irritation right now, it may just be palatable.]

... Romance adviser?

[dotdotdotmunch]

Zero.

[bitingcynicism]

[Turning to him, clearly on the alert.]

One of yours?

[dotdotdotmunch]

[winces] That's not how I'd put it... he's my brother.

[bitingcynicism]

[... stupid pings.]

... Your brother? Both of you?

[dotdotdotmunch]

Both of us.

[bitingcynicism]

But he's not like you, is he?

[dotdotdotmunch]

... We're different.

[bitingcynicism]

[Yeahhh I'm going to be death-glaring at your bro.]

[dotdotdotmunch]

You really shouldn't do that.

[bitingcynicism]

I'm not going to let him take advantage of anyone here with that stupid assignment.

[dotdotdotmunch]

And you think I will?

[bitingcynicism]

I don't know, will you?

[dotdotdotmunch]

[smiles]

If it gets out of hand, I'll stop him myself.

[bitingcynicism]

... Is he the one?

[dotdotdotmunch]

The one?