ITP: Cheer.

[cheerleading]

[these? being shoved into your hands? these would be a pair of red and white pom poms.]

Okay, hot stuff. Show me what you've got.

((zzz back later. MUCH later whups.))

Comments

[grillitwithfire]

... Wha--

[cheerleading]

Surely, surely this isn't a totally foreign concept here.

[grillitwithfire]

N-not totally? But I'm not a cheerio!

[cheerleading]

Don't you want to be?

[boxbythebed]

Thanks, but these are not my colours.

[cheerleading]

I have red or nothing. But if you're going to use accessorizing as an excuse, whatever.

[boxbythebed]

Accessorizing is super important. Don't even try to deny it.

[cheerleading]

I'll admit being fashion-conscious isn't totally hate-worthy.

[watchmycannon]

[..........Blink]

[cheerleading]

[looking at you expectantly]

[watchmycannon]

You want to see what I have... "got".

[cheerleading]

Yeah, you know, like, do you know any moves?

[insertdickjoke]

I think you've got the wrong guy for this.

[cheerleading]

No such thing. Cheerleading is like, the sport of the masses.

[insertdickjoke]

No age restrictions?

[cheerleading]

Obviously there's not a lot of room for grannies with walkers, but since we don't even have a football team here I don't see why old people shouldn't get to try!

[bitchester]

-Uh.

[cheerleading]

Well?

[bitchester]

I don't want to.

[cheerleading]

Why not? Too cool for pom poms?