ITP: Cheer.

[cheerleading]

[these? being shoved into your hands? these would be a pair of red and white pom poms.]

Okay, hot stuff. Show me what you've got.

((zzz back later. MUCH later whups.))

Comments

[boxbythebed]

Thanks, but these are not my colours.

[cheerleading]

I have red or nothing. But if you're going to use accessorizing as an excuse, whatever.

[boxbythebed]

Accessorizing is super important. Don't even try to deny it.

[cheerleading]

I'll admit being fashion-conscious isn't totally hate-worthy.

[boxbythebed]

Besides... I don't want to turn this into a competition.

[cheerleading]

Nothing wrong with a little competition here and there. But really I'm kind of hoping to find someone decent.

[boxbythebed]

I was head flag girl back in Devil's Kettle.

[cheerleading]

We didn't have flags at McKinley, but that sounds pretty cool.

[boxbythebed]

Yeah, well, we didn't have cheerleaders. It was pretty much a two-in-one job.

[cheerleading]

It is really tragic how excited I'm getting, but most people here? Don't even know how to high-kick, it's gross.

[boxbythebed]

It's pretty much because they're too busy being full-on freaks of nature. Yeah, gross is right.

[cheerleading]

Seriously! Is there anyone here who isn't some kind of super-powered demon-hunting magic-using ninja?

[boxbythebed]

Tragically few.

[cheerleading]

If I do start a cheer squad, I think I'm implementing a "no cheating with your wacky magic powers" rule.