ITP: Cheer.

[cheerleading]

[these? being shoved into your hands? these would be a pair of red and white pom poms.]

Okay, hot stuff. Show me what you've got.

((zzz back later. MUCH later whups.))

Comments

[insertdickjoke]

I think you've got the wrong guy for this.

[cheerleading]

No such thing. Cheerleading is like, the sport of the masses.

[insertdickjoke]

No age restrictions?

[cheerleading]

Obviously there's not a lot of room for grannies with walkers, but since we don't even have a football team here I don't see why old people shouldn't get to try!

[insertdickjoke]

You might wanna work on your flattery a bit if you want us old people to help you out.

[cheerleading]

Oh, not you! I mean, people cheerlead right through college!

[insertdickjoke]

And apparently now through horrible camp experiences. Maybe you could hold a competition against the gorillas.

[cheerleading]

I thought maybe the gorillas could be like the footballers, except, you know, with better personal hygiene!

[insertdickjoke]

That could be the way to go. The toucans can be the commentators.

[cheerleading]

That sounds... kind of terrifying, actually.

[insertdickjoke]

But why deny them their true calling?

[cheerleading]

Somehow I don't think it'd be um, child-appropriate.

[insertdickjoke]

I wasn't aware of a ratings system involved here.