ITP: Physicals!

[actualrapist]

[as soon as you step into the room (either on purpose or by accident) a piece of paper will fall on your hand. It reads as follows

Comments

[holysiscon]

...not again!

*CRUMPLES PAPER, THROWS IT IN THE CORNER*

[actualrapist]

[siiiigh]

Good afternoon.

[holysiscon]

There's nothing good about this.

[actualrapist]

... bad start. Boy, I will not hurt you nor will I stop you from leaving. This is all camp's doing.

[narcolepsnip]

Haha, but this was a social call . . .

[... immediately begins to chuckle at the questions.]

Doctor, I need a pen~.

[actualrapist]

How lucky for both of us.

[hands him a pen]

[narcolepsnip]

I hadn't known you were interested in bed-wetting ...

[actualrapist]

It is normally a symptom.

[pellameno]

[shrugs, and sits down to fill it out]

Name: Pellaz Cevarro
Race: Wraeththu
DOB: ?
Current Age: ...these questions are complicated
Sex: frequently
Gender: oh, I answered the other one wrong, didn't I?
Time since last exam: I have never had an exam

1. Are you presently suffering of a camp effect?

- Sexswitch (known as genderswitch)--- Y/N/Refused
- Deaging----------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Animal Transformation--------------- Y/N/Refused
- Other------------------------------- Y/N/Refused Specify:______

2. Have you ever have or do you presently have:

- Asthma------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Bedwetting--------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Chicken Pox-------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Diabetes----------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Epilepsy----------------------- Y/N/Refused

[actualrapist]

Good afternoon, Pellaz.

[pellameno]

Afternoon. Are people giving you a hard time already?

[actualrapist]

Yes, understandably so, but it is tiring to deal with.

[reaches for the questionnaire]

[hitme_baby]

But I don't have a pen....

[actualrapist]

[there are MANY pens on a nearby table]

[hitme_baby]

*Looking around a bit before spotting the pen. Sits down with a sigh and starts to fill it out*

Haah, let's see...

Name: Sawada Tsunayoshi Race: Human
DOB: October 14th Current Age: Are we including camp years?!
Sex: Male Gender: Male
Time since last exam: Ah...I don't know? A couple months?

1. Are you presently suffering of a camp effect?

- Sexswitch (known as genderswitch)--- Y/N/Refused
- Deaging----------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Animal Transformation--------------- Y/N/Refused
- Other------------------------------- Y/N/Refused Specify:______

2. Have you ever have or do you presently have:

- Asthma------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Bedwetting--------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Chicken Pox-------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Diabetes----------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Epilepsy----------------------- Y/N/Refused

3. Are you taking any medication? The dying will pills don't count, I think. No

[actualrapist]

... good afternoon.

[littlestsoldier]

Why is it so long?

[actualrapist]

I want to cover as much information as possible, while making the actual exam short.

[littlestsoldier]

I'll give you the condensed version then. I'm not filling some stupid form out.

Angel, over six thousand years old and I've injured a lot of shit in that time.

[actualrapist]

... ah... I imagine Raphael is your physician.