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ITP: Physicals!

Jul 14, 2010 15:32

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pellameno July 14 2010, 20:42:15 UTC

[shrugs, and sits down to fill it out]

Name: Pellaz Cevarro
Race: Wraeththu
DOB: ?
Current Age: ...these questions are complicated
Sex: frequently
Gender: oh, I answered the other one wrong, didn't I?
Time since last exam: I have never had an exam

1. Are you presently suffering of a camp effect?

- Sexswitch (known as genderswitch)--- Y/N/Refused
- Deaging----------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Animal Transformation--------------- Y/N/Refused
- Other------------------------------- Y/N/Refused Specify:______

2. Have you ever have or do you presently have:

- Asthma------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Bedwetting--------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Chicken Pox-------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Diabetes----------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Epilepsy----------------------- Y/N/Refused ( ... )

actualrapist July 14 2010, 20:46:37 UTC

Good afternoon, Pellaz.

pellameno July 14 2010, 20:54:47 UTC

Afternoon. Are people giving you a hard time already?

actualrapist July 14 2010, 20:59:48 UTC

Yes, understandably so, but it is tiring to deal with.

[reaches for the questionnaire]

pellameno July 14 2010, 21:01:35 UTC

[offers it]

It isn't your fault, either way.

actualrapist July 14 2010, 21:04:14 UTC

[totally covering a smile as he reads it]

Ah... I shouldn't have expected new information from this.

pellameno July 14 2010, 21:05:37 UTC

Probably not. But I'd still like a physical... can you feel the spleen from the outside? I've been wondering for years if I have one.

actualrapist July 14 2010, 21:15:04 UTC

Yes, especially if it's swollen.

pellameno July 14 2010, 21:16:55 UTC

I don't feel swollen.

actualrapist July 14 2010, 21:23:31 UTC

You don't look swollen. If you remove your shirt and lie down, we can figure out how many organs you kept.

pellameno July 14 2010, 21:24:57 UTC

Okay.

[yay!!! is there a separate room for partial nudity? :|a]

actualrapist July 14 2010, 21:33:21 UTC

[there is a division thingie, yes. I R GUD DOCTOR]

pellameno July 14 2010, 21:36:48 UTC

[in! and hops up on the table, pulling his shirt off.]

actualrapist July 14 2010, 21:40:18 UTC

[follows]

Do you get injured often?

pellameno July 14 2010, 21:42:35 UTC

I wouldn't say often. But it's camp, I've been hurt several times.

actualrapist July 14 2010, 21:59:03 UTC

But never too seriously or you would know which organs you're missing. Lie down.

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