ITP: Physicals!

[actualrapist]

[as soon as you step into the room (either on purpose or by accident) a piece of paper will fall on your hand. It reads as follows

Comments

[pellameno]

[shrugs, and sits down to fill it out]

Name: Pellaz Cevarro
Race: Wraeththu
DOB: ?
Current Age: ...these questions are complicated
Sex: frequently
Gender: oh, I answered the other one wrong, didn't I?
Time since last exam: I have never had an exam

1. Are you presently suffering of a camp effect?

- Sexswitch (known as genderswitch)--- Y/N/Refused
- Deaging----------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Animal Transformation--------------- Y/N/Refused
- Other------------------------------- Y/N/Refused Specify:______

2. Have you ever have or do you presently have:

- Asthma------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Bedwetting--------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Chicken Pox-------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Diabetes----------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Epilepsy----------------------- Y/N/Refused

3. Are you taking any medication?
No.

4. Do you have any allergies?
No.

5. Have you ever has a sexually transmitted disease?
No..?

6. Have you ever had any genital discharge/drainage?
No.

7. Have you ever had any problems with or injuries to your:

- Back------ Y/N/Refused
- Hips------ Y/N/Refused
- Neck------ Y/N/Refused
- Knees----- Y/N/Refused
- Feet------ Y/N/Refused
- Ankles---- Y/N/Refused

8. Have you ever been pregnant? No.

- Optional -

1. Do you have any superhuman skills or abilities?

1.1 Are you in complete control of them?

You already know the answer to these, Muraki.

Comments or Special Notes for your attending physician: I'd be very interested to know which organs I do or don't have, if possible.

[actualrapist]

Good afternoon, Pellaz.

[pellameno]

Afternoon. Are people giving you a hard time already?

[actualrapist]

Yes, understandably so, but it is tiring to deal with.

[reaches for the questionnaire]

[pellameno]

[offers it]

It isn't your fault, either way.

[actualrapist]

[totally covering a smile as he reads it]

Ah... I shouldn't have expected new information from this.

[pellameno]

Probably not. But I'd still like a physical... can you feel the spleen from the outside? I've been wondering for years if I have one.

[actualrapist]

Yes, especially if it's swollen.

[pellameno]

I don't feel swollen.

[actualrapist]

You don't look swollen. If you remove your shirt and lie down, we can figure out how many organs you kept.

[pellameno]

Okay.

[yay!!! is there a separate room for partial nudity? :|a]

[actualrapist]

[there is a division thingie, yes. I R GUD DOCTOR]

[pellameno]

[in! and hops up on the table, pulling his shirt off.]

[actualrapist]

[follows]

Do you get injured often?

[pellameno]

I wouldn't say often. But it's camp, I've been hurt several times.

[actualrapist]

But never too seriously or you would know which organs you're missing. Lie down.