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[capt_liarpants]

*Ah, it's a nice day out today, isn't it? The sun is blazing, the cows are lowing, the corn is...being corn. The zombies, not the best at mobility, keep getting stuck in the fields. Marcy's waving merrily from the top of the silo. All in all, a normal day at Camp Fuck U Die: Midwest Version

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[pussyfortono]

[ freezes ]

[capt_liarpants]

*taking his slingshot off his back* Don't move, stoic camper, not until I say you can!

[pussyfortono]

. . . what is wrong?

[capt_liarpants]

You don't want to know! You really don't want to know for another minute or so!

*getting ammunition out of his bag* Maybe I should use fire and just torch it? It looks tough...

[donationsorgtfo]

Huh...?

[turns around to face you]

[capt_liarpants]

Still! Stay still! Maybe if it thinks you're a statue...

*twirling his slingshot off his back*

[donationsorgtfo]

'It'? What's 'it'?

[capt_liarpants]

Stop moving! You'll find out really, really soon!

*getting out ammunition*

[capt_liarpants]

That! Stay just like that!

*getting his bigass slingshot ready for some sniping*

[capt_liarpants]

I'm saving your life, fellow camper! No no, don't move! Freeze like before, it might attack if you don't!

*pulling the pocket as faaaaar back as it will go, aiming right at Genta's head*

[sadistsandnuts]

Is there something wrong?

[capt_liarpants]

...just stay still, okay camper?

*his big slingshot's in his hands and he's getting out ammunition hurriedly*

[sadistsandnuts]

[. . . NOT IMPRESSED]

Oh? For your sake, I hope you're not aiming that at me!

[capt_liarpants]

No, I can definitely say that I'm not going to aim at you!

*IS AIMING THE BIG SLINGSHOT AT ALICE AND PULLING THE POCKET BACK*

[anoathkept]

... What's going on?

[capt_liarpants]

Something that you can see in less than a minute, camper! Please please please please PLEASE stay still!

*has his slingshot and is getting out some ammunition*

[anoathkept]

I don't trust you.

[capt_liarpants]

C'mon, I'm a hero, you have to trust me! It'll all be clear in about ten seconds more!

*pulling the pocket back and aiming right at Roxas!*