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*Ah, it's a nice day out today, isn't it? The sun is blazing, the cows are lowing, the corn is...being corn. The zombies, not the best at mobility, keep getting stuck in the fields. Marcy's waving merrily from the top of the silo. All in all, a normal day at Camp Fuck U Die: Midwest Version.*
*Except a masked man, who must surely be a hero, comes running up to you and skids to halt about ten feet away. If you could see his expression, it would have an expression of alarm.*
Don't move! Stay absolutely still!
*Except a masked man, who must surely be a hero, comes running up to you and skids to halt about ten feet away. If you could see his expression, it would have an expression of alarm.*
Don't move! Stay absolutely still!