[itp: an unusual offer]

[hesmybeard]

[There's a questionable-looking old man sitting at the edge of a well-traveled path by the corn fields with a small, adorable boy. Next to them is a sign:

SMALL, ABLE-BODIED BOY FOR RENT
(Payment of cash or candy accepted)

...and yeah, the boy's on a child leash.]

((INTRO. Standard warnings apply! ETA WE'RE WINDING DOWN LIKE CHAMPS because our

Comments

[wesssssssssssst]

You really think this'll work, cap'n?

[hesmybeard]

O'course it will! There's tons more people here, and more people means more money.

[wesssssssssssst]

I missed you, my captain. ♥

[hesmybeard]

[pushing you back 8F]

What've I told you before?

[andallthefixins]

I thought this sorta thing was illegal now.

[wesssssssssssst]

[waiting patiently]

[andallthefixins]

Ya look pretty calm fer someone bein' rented out.

[wesssssssssssst]

I don't mind!

[commander_bitch]

This is wrong on so many levels.

[hesmybeard]

Yeah, well you're wrong!

[commander_bitch]

No I'm not!

[hesmybeard]

YOU'RE WRONG!

[sutureourfuture]

[what

and why don't we have a leash like that for Luffy]

((placeholder!))

[wesssssssssssst]

[waves cheerfully]

[sutureourfuture]

[i'm not waving]

Oi. You even know what's going on right now?

[wesssssssssssst]

I'm sittin' here!

[foxygangstar]

[digging through pockets]

[wesssssssssssst]

[GASP]

[foxygangstar]

[WELL LOOK AT THAT

there's nothing]

I ain't got anything.

[wesssssssssssst]

Aw, cannonballs!