[itp: an unusual offer]
[There's a questionable-looking old man sitting at the edge of a well-traveled path by the corn fields with a small, adorable boy. Next to them is a sign:
SMALL, ABLE-BODIED BOY FOR RENT
(Payment of cash or candy accepted)
...and yeah, the boy's on a child leash.]
((INTRO. Standard warnings apply! ETA WE'RE WINDING DOWN LIKE CHAMPS because our attention spans are about as long as any given Cartoon Network program. We'll pick up later!))
SMALL, ABLE-BODIED BOY FOR RENT
(Payment of cash or candy accepted)
...and yeah, the boy's on a child leash.]
((INTRO. Standard warnings apply! ETA WE'RE WINDING DOWN LIKE CHAMPS because our attention spans are about as long as any given Cartoon Network program. We'll pick up later!))