DANGER DANGER

Jan 18, 2010 13:17

[Anyone looking out over the radioactive lake this afternoon will notice a lot more movement than usual. Marcy's tentacles are waving about angrily, splashing the nearby shores and generally being a nuisance. Just as you think, "Not my problem--I make it a point not to give a shit about the activities of giant tentacle monsters," the movement stops ( Read more... )

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alwaysuserubber January 18 2010, 21:21:20 UTC
[dodgin' tentacles, dodgin' tentacles--wait]

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:22:52 UTC
[blub blub drowning slowly]

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alwaysuserubber January 18 2010, 21:25:42 UTC
[squints! and then there's a v. long arm wrapping around your waist a few times and pulling you back to shore]

AH! Bad Marcy!!

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:28:40 UTC
[My hero! Also I am wearing a uniform you might recognize, but other than that I am 100% unconscious Gregory Peck]

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teachers_pest January 18 2010, 21:22:14 UTC
*pokes*

Hey!

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:25:52 UTC
[sry I'm unconscious O( I'm wearing a uniform you might recognize, though

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teachers_pest January 18 2010, 21:28:04 UTC
*checks for breathing*

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:29:49 UTC
[very faint]

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skinofalizard January 18 2010, 21:22:31 UTC
[oh shits better be a hero

impressive display of acrobatics goes here as he dodges between tentacles to get to ZEX]

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:25:35 UTC
[blub blub my hero]

[also we are so awkward, if it were a contest we would have won by a landslide]

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skinofalizard January 18 2010, 22:17:59 UTC
[pulling you out of range of tentacles]

[mouth to mouth is not sexy okay this is not awkward]

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 22:34:01 UTC
[nope not sexy at all]

[even though I'm soaked through, so my uniform is clinging to my really sexy human body, and my mouth is really soft]

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ofsevenbelles January 18 2010, 21:23:52 UTC
Such a nice-looking man. What a tragedy.

[starts going through your clothes for loose change]

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:26:33 UTC
[you're an asshole but you're really pretty so--stirring]

Mnnh... [cough cough pathetic]

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ofsevenbelles January 18 2010, 21:30:25 UTC
Tch. Nothing.

Ohh ... you're alive! Hurray!

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:33:37 UTC
[Coughing up water, being charming will have to wait]

What...?

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helenesque January 18 2010, 21:24:30 UTC
. . .

Why do people never learn . . .

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:26:55 UTC
[blub blub I'M DYING ARE YOU HEARTLESS]

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helenesque January 18 2010, 21:29:09 UTC
[... oh, fine. Wading into the lake to drag you out by the ankle :|]

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takeme2urpants January 18 2010, 21:30:27 UTC
[jahsfdkj is dragged. Still totally out of it, though.]

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