DANGER DANGER

[takeme2urpants]

[Anyone looking out over the radioactive lake this afternoon will notice a lot more movement than usual. Marcy's tentacles are waving about angrily, splashing the nearby shores and generally being a nuisance. Just as you think, "Not my problem--I make it a point not to give a shit about the activities of giant tentacle monsters," the movement stops

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[teachers_pest]

*pokes*

Hey!

[takeme2urpants]

[sry I'm unconscious O( I'm wearing a uniform you might recognize, though

[teachers_pest]

*checks for breathing*

[takeme2urpants]

[very faint]

[teachers_pest]

*well, he's breathing so I don't have to sacrifice my lips today!*

*in the meantime, where did I see that blanket...*

[takeme2urpants]

[d-darn it where is my makeout]

[teachers_pest]

*I have sharp demon teeth, dood*

*after leaving a bit, she comes back with a tablecloth which she wraps you up in after dragging you out of the water*

[takeme2urpants]

[That could be hot though--oh yay blankies]

[teachers_pest]

*and a rock for your head*

Now, to only wait for you to come to!

[takeme2urpants]

[nothing nothing nothing COUGH COUGH HACK BLARG]

[teachers_pest]

*smile smile*

[takeme2urpants]

[...Looks up at you]

...My dear, we must stop meeting this way.

[teachers_pest]

I not sure who you think I am, but I can definitely tell you I am not her.

[takeme2urpants]

I never forget a beautiful face, Miss Raspberyl.

[teachers_pest]

Ooookay, either I have situational amnesia or you're a stalker. And since I haven't had any lumps on my head any time recently...

*giving you a dirty look*

[takeme2urpants]

Ah--forgive me. It is I, Admiral ZEX. Only... as you have deduced, in an unfamiliar form.