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[fuckyou_chorus]

[tonight, wherever you are, you can hear a creaky old phonograph in the distance. it's been playing music for awhile now, but now, you can hear a pair of girlish voices over the music."There on one of two thrones in the room sat an elegant figure, clad in shadows and glitter

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[alwaysuserubber]

Uohoho! Spiders!

[SOMEONE HAS A BUTTERFLY NET]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[delicately skittering around in front of you]

[alwaysuserubber]

[aw hell yiss i'ma net me some pets]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[good luck with that, said the spiders, and tried to avoid the net as much as possible.]

[ilikethemshort]

HOLY CRAP WHERE'S A CAN OF RAID WHEN YOU NEED IT?!

[rottenarmsucks]

I'm not sure what Raid is, but I have poison.

[ilikethemshort]

Same basic principle, except in aerosol form.

[rottenarmsucks]

*righty-o, materializing sword to get to the poison stored in it~*

They didn't bite you, did they?

[oztensibly]

My, what big pests have appeared.

[whoops stepping on them accidentally]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[oh, dear, is that one in your hair?]

[oztensibly]

[sdfkjshdfsd plucking it off]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[and as you do, you notice the one crawling down your wrist, spinning something]

[tarnished_salt]

*covered in spiders*

...where did you all come from?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[:D?]

[tarnished_salt]

*pets one with a fingertip*

Really, purple?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[look, there was a contract, said the spider.

we don't talk about it. it's like asking you if you really meant to have a spine.]

[haspinkglasses]

Sparkly spiders?

[tarnished_salt]

They're a bit tacky, aren't they?

[haspinkglasses]

More then a bit.

[tarnished_salt]

I haven't seen them around before, have you?