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[fuckyou_chorus]

[tonight, wherever you are, you can hear a creaky old phonograph in the distance. it's been playing music for awhile now, but now, you can hear a pair of girlish voices over the music."There on one of two thrones in the room sat an elegant figure, clad in shadows and glitter

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[alwaysuserubber]

Uohoho! Spiders!

[SOMEONE HAS A BUTTERFLY NET]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[delicately skittering around in front of you]

[alwaysuserubber]

[aw hell yiss i'ma net me some pets]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[good luck with that, said the spiders, and tried to avoid the net as much as possible.]

[alwaysuserubber]

Hold still, damnit!

[fuckyou_chorus]

[...sorry, said the spiders. we just remembered a sudden engagement in Peoria.

oh, but there appears to be one very small one that's gotten caught up in your net.]

[alwaysuserubber]

Gotcha!!

[goes to pull it out of the net... and attempts to put it in his pocket]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[skittering off your palm instead, weaving something as it goes]

[alwaysuserubber]

[tries to cup it in his hands, firefly style]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[squeaks and falls in. you notice that it was weaving you a very nice lace cuff.]

[alwaysuserubber]

...Ah? What's this thing?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[the spider crosses its legs together.]

[alwaysuserubber]

[...pokes it]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[jiiiiiiiiii]

[alwaysuserubber]

[JIIIIIII]