ITP - LIFE EXPECTANCY

[minetouse]

[Today, a flyer has landed in your hands, yes yours. And it has given you valuable information!!]

Life Expectancy - Unknown, subject to numerous stabbings.

Well. It's accurate!

((have camp judge how long you have to live! Make up wacky reports! Death by Chipmunks! I will be aroundish. YOU GUYS WIN I AM DEAD. I. I will attempt to pick up tomorrow.

Comments

[captaincy]

...Why have I got a blank piece of paper?

[minetouse]

The same reason I'm listed as unknown, I imagine!

[captaincy]

Shoulda guessed. Here I thought Camp was trying to prod me into writing something.

[minetouse]

Maybe revealing your secret talents as an autobiographer!

[jerkchester]

Life Expectancy - EXPIRED

Oh, fuck you.

[minetouse]

[awww]

[jerkchester]

You really paying attention to this bullshit?

[minetouse]

But what if I'm doomed?!

[fake shojo tears!!]

[a_valiant_rose]

[has a flyer that's got all the words hidden in red and blue patterns, like you need special glasses to be able to see what's written]

What is this?

[minetouse]

That's an odd one.

[a_valiant_rose]

[and now the Doctor's swiped it from me]

Guess some things are better left unknown anyway, yeah?

[minetouse]

Of course.

[konekonoclaw]

...

[minetouse]

Ken~.

[drape]

[konekonoclaw]

[sasdsjkljhjff goes red]

H-hi Tokage.

[minetouse]

You seem to be well.

[deagingly]

[scoffs then pockets it. somewhere.]

Is someone throwing these around?

[minetouse]

It fell from the sky.

[deagingly]

...eh, stranger things have been happening around camp, so why not.

[minetouse]

Hardly the worst thing that could happen.