ITP - LIFE EXPECTANCY

[minetouse]

[Today, a flyer has landed in your hands, yes yours. And it has given you valuable information!!]

Life Expectancy - Unknown, subject to numerous stabbings.

Well. It's accurate!

((have camp judge how long you have to live! Make up wacky reports! Death by Chipmunks! I will be aroundish. YOU GUYS WIN I AM DEAD. I. I will attempt to pick up tomorrow.

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[konekonoclaw]

...

[minetouse]

Ken~.

[drape]

[konekonoclaw]

[sasdsjkljhjff goes red]

H-hi Tokage.

[minetouse]

You seem to be well.

[konekonoclaw]

You too. Despite the news.

[minetouse]

Oh, that? That's old news.

[konekonoclaw]

Oh.

[a paper flutters down at him; he pockets it quickly without looking]

[minetouse]

And what was that?

[konekonoclaw]

Mine, I guess.

[minetouse]

Does it scare you?

[konekonoclaw]

No, I'm... pretty sure I know what it says.

[minetouse]

Then why did you hide it?

[konekonoclaw]

I didn't want you to see.

...

[pulls it back out]

Life Expectancy - GET A NEW JOB!!1!

[minetouse]

A job?

[konekonoclaw]

Uhm.

[minetouse]

... Not a nice one, I imagine.