ITP - LIFE EXPECTANCY

[minetouse]

[Today, a flyer has landed in your hands, yes yours. And it has given you valuable information!!]

Life Expectancy - Unknown, subject to numerous stabbings.

Well. It's accurate!

((have camp judge how long you have to live! Make up wacky reports! Death by Chipmunks! I will be aroundish. YOU GUYS WIN I AM DEAD. I. I will attempt to pick up tomorrow.

Comments

[a_valiant_rose]

[has a flyer that's got all the words hidden in red and blue patterns, like you need special glasses to be able to see what's written]

What is this?

[minetouse]

That's an odd one.

[a_valiant_rose]

[and now the Doctor's swiped it from me]

Guess some things are better left unknown anyway, yeah?

[minetouse]

Of course.

[a_valiant_rose]

Yours is a bit of a tough break though.

[minetouse]

[shrugs] I'm used to it.

[a_valiant_rose]

[... :(]

...I don't think we've met before, have we? I'm Rose.

[minetouse]

Tokage.

[a_valiant_rose]

Nice to meet you, Tokage. Even if the circumstances are a bit morbid.

[minetouse]

[handwaves] It's not really.

[a_valiant_rose]

You don't think so?

[minetouse]

It's trying to make a big deal out of nothing.

[notamartian]

[pinches it]

Come on, now. Who wants to look at something like that? Just depressing, that is.

[a_valiant_rose]

It's a bit weird though, yeah? I mean, look at it.

[notamartian]

It's travelling in time that does it. Confuses things like this. I wouldn't worry about it.

[a_valiant_rose]

If you say so...

So what'd you get on yours, then?