ITP: Shark Week

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[If one happens to be lucky enough to have access to television, it happens to be Shark Week. Which can only mean one thing.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, if you are anywhere near any sort of liquid....suddenly.

SEAKITTENS.

They are everywhere. In the lake (Marcy is not pleased), in the showers, in the toilet, in the laundry eating

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[autovajin]

What the hell are these things?!

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[struggling to reclaim her hat]

I'm not sure! They just appeared out of nowhere!

[autovajin]

Are you really trying to get a hat back from one of those things?

[falseimage]

O-of course I am! They won't give it back!

[is_my_copilot]

[ . . . staring down a seakitten currently making jumps for his face out of the bucket of water he was carrying]

. . . I know that wasn't there when I filled this.

[autovajin]

It's just camp being camp again.

[is_my_copilot]

Tch.

[next time the seakitten jumps, Canaan smacks it out of the air and to the side] It can be camp somewhere else. I need this bucket.

[autovajin]

Yeah and I need my pants. [ tries to kick one of them off of my leg ]

[made_inheaven]

.....o....kay. Now I've seen everything.

[getabiggerboat]

[Hmm, the creatures that number among my Mastery have suddenly increased!]

[autovajin]

. . . shark.

[getabiggerboat]

Indeed. The Master Shark.

[he's ivory white and 90ft long. Also flying, but that part's not the usual.]

[autovajin]

And I thought I'd seen everything.

[sandyregina]

[LOLOL CANON SEA KITTENS]

Sea cats out here?