ITP: Shark Week

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[If one happens to be lucky enough to have access to television, it happens to be Shark Week. Which can only mean one thing.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, if you are anywhere near any sort of liquid....suddenly.

SEAKITTENS.

They are everywhere. In the lake (Marcy is not pleased), in the showers, in the toilet, in the laundry eating

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[is_my_copilot]

[ . . . staring down a seakitten currently making jumps for his face out of the bucket of water he was carrying]

. . . I know that wasn't there when I filled this.

[autovajin]

It's just camp being camp again.

[is_my_copilot]

Tch.

[next time the seakitten jumps, Canaan smacks it out of the air and to the side] It can be camp somewhere else. I need this bucket.

[autovajin]

Yeah and I need my pants. [ tries to kick one of them off of my leg ]

[is_my_copilot]

. . . tenacious, aren't they? Shouldn't they expire out of water?

[autovajin]

Think this one's a mutant or something. Hell, they all are!

[is_my_copilot]

So I see. . . . hold still.

[tell me, do you like sashimi?]

[autovajin]

[ holds still because YES I DO ]

[is_my_copilot]

[several finely sliced seakittens coming right up, then]

[but I don't have a plate to put the slices on]

[autovajin]

[ i suppose they just fall to the ground then ]

. . . thanks.

[is_my_copilot]

[well, I suppose if you rinsed them off . . .]

[lazerknife turns off and disappears again] Not a problem.

[autovajin]

I'm Takumi. Inui Takumi.

[is_my_copilot]

Canaan. [picks his bucket up again] You might want to keep away from the water; there's no telling if there's more of them.

[autovajin]

Nice meeting you, Canaan.

Yeah, I get it. Thanks.