ITP: Shark Week

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[If one happens to be lucky enough to have access to television, it happens to be Shark Week. Which can only mean one thing.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, if you are anywhere near any sort of liquid....suddenly.

SEAKITTENS.

They are everywhere. In the lake (Marcy is not pleased), in the showers, in the toilet, in the laundry eating

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[getabiggerboat]

[Hmm, the creatures that number among my Mastery have suddenly increased!]

[autovajin]

. . . shark.

[getabiggerboat]

Indeed. The Master Shark.

[he's ivory white and 90ft long. Also flying, but that part's not the usual.]

[autovajin]

And I thought I'd seen everything.

[getabiggerboat]

There is quite a lot in the world to see, even without the aid of wizardry. Can you truly claim to have seen it all?

[autovajin]

I meant around here.

[getabiggerboat]

That is moreso the truth here, would you not say?

[autovajin]

Yeah, probably.

So what do you do for fun around here?

[getabiggerboat]

I do what I am built to, as all creatures are meant to, Land or Sea.

[autovajin]

. . . so you swim and eat things?

[getabiggerboat]

And what else should I do?

[autovajin]

You could try knitting.

[getabiggerboat]

Would that I had the hands for it.

[autovajin]

Okay, then what about eating Marcy?

[getabiggerboat]

And I have, now and then. She is no more inclined to staying beyond death's passage as anyone else, it seems.

[autovajin]

. . . that's kind of cool.