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2nd_slinger in campfuckudie

ITP: The Downfall of Print Media

Jul 09, 2009 21:30

[Two masked vigilantes are in the Mess Hall, looking over a newspaper.]

"The Morning Tentacle"?

Very classy.

Meh... It's not so bad, even if the comics section is nothin' but 48 reprints of Family Circus.

Different strokes, I suppose. Just don't read the obituaries.

... fine, I'll bite. Why not?

They're for next week.

... balls.

((For your ( Read more... )

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sharpmaskedman July 10 2009, 01:38:37 UTC

According to this, your name is Leslie Q. Skiball, and you're killed in a microwave explosion on Wednesday.

2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:39:02 UTC

... a microwave explosion.

sharpmaskedman July 10 2009, 01:39:40 UTC

I'm just reading what it says.

2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:40:29 UTC

Uh-huh.

Hey, you've got one too.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 01:46:39 UTC

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. . .

2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:48:23 UTC

... hi, Laura.

Look, I just found the thing. It's like Early Edition, but without that freakin' cat.

duplicut July 10 2009, 01:49:30 UTC

I don't know what that is.

2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:52:38 UTC

Amazingly, I'm not shocked. Didja wanna read about my heroic, kitchen-appliance-related death?

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notastone July 10 2009, 01:58:44 UTC

I thought people couldn't stay dead.

sharpmaskedman July 10 2009, 02:00:34 UTC

Yes, but not through lack of trying.

notastone July 10 2009, 02:02:10 UTC

I wouldn't want them to hurt, either way, but why obituaries?

sharpmaskedman July 10 2009, 02:04:30 UTC

I don't know. Why does anything happen here?

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n_ittowinit July 10 2009, 03:22:55 UTC

These articles are ridiculous.

sharpmaskedman July 10 2009, 13:48:49 UTC

Did your keen detective skills tell you that?

2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 13:51:17 UTC

Yeah, an' water's wet. Any other insights you wanna share?