ITP: The Downfall of Print Media
[Two masked vigilantes are in the Mess Hall, looking over a newspaper.]
"The Morning Tentacle"?
Very classy.
Meh... It's not so bad, even if the comics section is nothin' but 48 reprints of Family Circus.
Different strokes, I suppose. Just don't read the obituaries.
... fine, I'll bite. Why not?
They're for next week.
... balls.
((For your mistletoe-free shenanigans, with a side of anticipatory death! It's fun for the whole family! ... I don't even know, okay? This post idea was lodged in my headspace for two freaking days, so now I must exorcise it. Ricochet and the Spirit will both be out, until my brain implodes from the sarcasm overload.
Edit: Vastly overestimated my ability to stay awake. Dropping off now, but I'll pick up old & new tomorrow if anyone wants.))
"The Morning Tentacle"?
Very classy.
Meh... It's not so bad, even if the comics section is nothin' but 48 reprints of Family Circus.
Different strokes, I suppose. Just don't read the obituaries.
... fine, I'll bite. Why not?
They're for next week.
... balls.
((For your mistletoe-free shenanigans, with a side of anticipatory death! It's fun for the whole family! ... I don't even know, okay? This post idea was lodged in my headspace for two freaking days, so now I must exorcise it. Ricochet and the Spirit will both be out, until my brain implodes from the sarcasm overload.
Edit: Vastly overestimated my ability to stay awake. Dropping off now, but I'll pick up old & new tomorrow if anyone wants.))