ITP: The Downfall of Print Media

Jul 09, 2009 21:30

[Two masked vigilantes are in the Mess Hall, looking over a newspaper.]

"The Morning Tentacle"?

Very classy.

Meh... It's not so bad, even if the comics section is nothin' but 48 reprints of Family Circus.

Different strokes, I suppose. Just don't read the obituaries.

... fine, I'll bite. Why not?

They're for next week.

... balls.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 01:46:39 UTC
[. . .]

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:48:23 UTC
... hi, Laura.

Look, I just found the thing. It's like Early Edition, but without that freakin' cat.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 01:49:30 UTC
I don't know what that is.

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:52:38 UTC
Amazingly, I'm not shocked. Didja wanna read about my heroic, kitchen-appliance-related death?

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duplicut July 10 2009, 01:54:17 UTC
Yes.

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 01:57:59 UTC
Oh, great... You're probably already plannin' how to redecorate.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 02:01:06 UTC
. . . you would come back.

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 02:02:13 UTC
Yeah, but for that day or so you'd be puttin' up new curtains.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 02:03:07 UTC
. . .

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 02:06:10 UTC
Or reupholsterin' the couch...

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duplicut July 10 2009, 02:06:57 UTC
No.

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 02:09:08 UTC
Well don't tell me you'd throw it out, 'cause I love that couch.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 02:09:51 UTC
I won't.

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 02:11:31 UTC
Thanks. That means a lot.

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duplicut July 10 2009, 02:13:17 UTC
. . . it's just a couch.

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2nd_slinger July 10 2009, 02:15:51 UTC
... it is not "just a couch." It's my couch, upon which I watch movies an' occasionally sleep. It's like stationary, cushioned family.

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