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[capt_liarpants]

*Outside the Mess Hall, Usopp is proudly wearing large box-like contraptions that encase his hands entirely. Stuck to the front of the boxes on one hand is a boxer's glove and on the other is an oversized clown's glove. The gloves look like they might be filled with something

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[climaxinside]

*AND HE'S DOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN oh you hate to see that happen to a Rookie*

[capt_liarpants]

AAAHHH, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!! I swear I didn't hit the trigger at all...

*running over to you, trailing the rope from the shot glove behind him*

[climaxinside]

I-I'm fine...!

[capt_liarpants]

Are you sure? It flew pretty fast! Do you need a hand up?

*thrusts a hand forward...that's covered in a box*

[necessaryevil]

*it is fortunate that I am a ninja and have epic reflexes, isn't it? That is to say, I'm dodging*

[capt_liarpants]

WHEW, GOOD DODGE! GOOD JOB FOR FOLLOWING MY DIRECTIONS! Even though I said duck, I guess duck could be mistaken for dodge.

[necessaryevil]

I wasn't following directions. I was acting on instinct.

[capt_liarpants]

Or maybe your instinct was following my directions?

*running over, trailing the rope attached to the globe behind him, but slowing down as he approaches because you look a lot like a ninja*

[so_sew_me]

*AAAAAAH--! Defend! Defend!!*

[capt_liarpants]

AAAAHHH! DUCK, SHIKI, DUCK!!

[so_sew_me]

*too late! ker-floured*

*cough cough cough*

[capt_liarpants]

*running over, trailing the attached rope behind him* I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to shoot at all!

[capt_liarpants]

Ahahahaha!! Good job, Dante, avoiding my-

-uh, whoops. Sorry about that?

[capt_liarpants]

Y-yeah, your cool red jacket is now...a cool white-ish, red-ish j-jacket?

*this is Usopp trying to frantically and unobtrusively wind the glove back up but as it's a manual process inside the box-like contraption, it isn't going very quickly*

[moveurdeadfros]

*So yeah, fact is that I do in fact have awesome reflexes that allow me to dodge that!

The floor however, not so much.*

... Goodness! My afro!

[capt_liarpants]

WATCH OUT BROO- whew! You dodged that well, good job for following...my...instructions......

*bursts out laughing*

[moveurdeadfros]

Ah, yoohohohoho! Oh goodness, I look as old as I am now, do I not?!

[capt_liarpants]

Ahahahahah hee, you're ancient now! You look older than that crazy doctor lady even! Aha, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to shoot the glove at all.

*running over, trailing the rope attached to the glove behind him*