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Jun 26, 2009 19:09

*Outside the Mess Hall, Usopp is proudly wearing large box-like contraptions that encase his hands entirely. Stuck to the front of the boxes on one hand is a boxer's glove and on the other is an oversized clown's glove. The gloves look like they might be filled with something.*

Oi! Everyone! I need to test out my Usopp Punching Fists Of Doom! I'm still working out the kinks and need to shoot at something. Anyone want to volunteer to stand still and be a target? Ahaha, just kidding, just kidding, don't worry, I'm going to test them out on a big rock somewhere but if people want to come and-

*And as Usopp waves his arm, this somehow activates the clown Punching Fist Of Doom and it's shot right at you, trailing a rope behind it.*

AHHH, DUCK DUCK DUUUCK!

*If you get whacked in the face, you're going to find out that the glove is filled with flour.*
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