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[capt_liarpants]

*Outside the Mess Hall, Usopp is proudly wearing large box-like contraptions that encase his hands entirely. Stuck to the front of the boxes on one hand is a boxer's glove and on the other is an oversized clown's glove. The gloves look like they might be filled with something

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[necessaryevil]

*it is fortunate that I am a ninja and have epic reflexes, isn't it? That is to say, I'm dodging*

[capt_liarpants]

WHEW, GOOD DODGE! GOOD JOB FOR FOLLOWING MY DIRECTIONS! Even though I said duck, I guess duck could be mistaken for dodge.

[necessaryevil]

I wasn't following directions. I was acting on instinct.

[capt_liarpants]

Or maybe your instinct was following my directions?

*running over, trailing the rope attached to the globe behind him, but slowing down as he approaches because you look a lot like a ninja*

[necessaryevil]

I think I would have reacted the same regardless of what you said.

*that's because I am a ninja*

[capt_liarpants]

*I'm getting that feeling, yes*

W-well, that was some pretty quick dodging. Maybe my warning helped your instincts move quicker?

[necessaryevil]

*what?*

I will grant that your shouting did serve as an adequate warning.

[capt_liarpants]

And you didn't get hit or c-covered in flour either. Because of my adequate warning and your super-fast, ninja-like reflexes.

*trying to wind the glove back up but it's a manual process and it's definitely not going as fast as he'd like*

[necessaryevil]

...

You seem nervous.

[capt_liarpants]

*wind wind wind wind wind wind windwindwind*

What? No, I'm n-not! I'm just trying to get the glove back on because...what if something attacks? I can't fight back with only one glove!

[necessaryevil]

You don't have other ways of fighting?

[capt_liarpants]

Sure! Sure I do! I've got tons of weapons like you wouldn't believe, a m-mountain of weapons! But I've got my Punching Fists Of Doom on right now and so I kinda have to fight with these.

*wiiiind wind wind wiiiind wind*

[necessaryevil]

...

I see.

[capt_liarpants]

But maybe you have a point! Maybe I should take these off and go get my mountain of weapons in case something attacks, Mr. Ninja-Looking Guy.

*wiiiiiiiiind* Wow, I'm pretty sure I didn't include this much rope ...

[necessaryevil]

...Itachi.

Perhaps it's malfunctioning.

[capt_liarpants]

Itachi? Okay, Itachi. Why is that name familiar? It's not malfunctioning, I built this with my own hands. But maybe I should cut down on the- there we go! *gets the glove attached again to one of the boxes*