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[ifiwasninvisble]

[out near the volcano, you may notice a new attraction. One that looks vaguely like the ninja warrior obstacle course on steroids. We're talking about moving spikes, greased bars, lava flows, crocodile pits, and sharks with lasers and good aim]

[you may also notice a man with a stop watch and girl under a banner that reads "NINJA CLUB PHYSICAL

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[follow_3_steps]

...cool!

[ifiwasninvisble]

I'm afraid I'm enforcing a "ninja club members only" rule on this one.

[follow_3_steps]

Like I want to try that. I'm not suicidal.

[kafukaesque]

[oh_grossness]

The Isle of Nunya. Nunya Business.

[ifiwasninvisble]

...

You didn't steal them, did you?

[oh_grossness]

. . .

[ifiwasninvisble]

--right. Nevermind.

At least with your passing, I know that it's not an impossible course.

[second_daddy]

[PULLS OFF SHIRT, SPARKLING FABULOUSLY]

[ifiwasninvisble]

... Are you sure you can handle this?

[copper_tops]

Um. That looks dangerous.

[ifiwasninvisble]

It was only supposed to be 'moderately challenging.'

[copper_tops]

Will they be alright?

[ifiwasninvisble]

Yuffie and I managed to get through the course, at least.

[ifiwasninvisble]

[steeeeering back towards the course]

I'm sure you'll pass this with flying colors, Rokujo.

[ifiwasninvisble]

--The course, the course.