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[ifiwasninvisble]

[out near the volcano, you may notice a new attraction. One that looks vaguely like the ninja warrior obstacle course on steroids. We're talking about moving spikes, greased bars, lava flows, crocodile pits, and sharks with lasers and good aim]

[you may also notice a man with a stop watch and girl under a banner that reads "NINJA CLUB PHYSICAL

Comments

[copper_tops]

Um. That looks dangerous.

[ifiwasninvisble]

It was only supposed to be 'moderately challenging.'

[copper_tops]

Will they be alright?

[ifiwasninvisble]

Yuffie and I managed to get through the course, at least.

[copper_tops]

So it can't be that bad.

[ifiwasninvisble]

Aaah, hopefully. I'm not sure which members have the physical capabilities to get through though.

[copper_tops]

But they look stronger than you.

[ifiwasninvisble]

I'm not much to look at, I know.

[copper_tops]

[....pat. pat. pat.]

[ifiwasninvisble]

[sob]

[copper_tops]

I'm sure you'll get better. Someday.

[ifiwasninvisble]

I'm already reaching middle age!

[copper_tops]

But at least you're not balding!

[ifiwasninvisble]

Well that's true...

[copper_tops]

Maybe you'll go grey with a full head of hair.

[ifiwasninvisble]

That wouldn't be so bad.