[out near the volcano, you may notice a new attraction. One that looks vaguely like
the ninja warrior obstacle course on steroids. We're talking about moving spikes, greased bars, lava flows, crocodile pits, and sharks with lasers and good aim]
[you may also notice a man with a stop watch and girl under a banner that reads "NINJA CLUB PHYSICAL EXAM," examining the course]
... Yuffie, where'd you even get the sharks with lasers?