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[jackintomyport]

*every computer in Camp is suddenly flashing this message. They possibly even turned themselves on to do it*

To the bastard that DISCONNECTED MY BODY FROM THE NETWORK: If I find you I will SHOOT you.

To those good Samaritans out there: Wanna help a guy back into his body? I could really use it.

...crap. How long have I been out? Crap!

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[youschuldblame]

[this is kind of interrupting my net-surfing. lets type back]

Perhaps you could be a bit more eloquent about the situation?

[jackintomyport]

Someone cut my connection to my body is what happened! You don't do that!

[youschuldblame]

And it got you stuck in the network.

[jackintomyport]

Well yeah, cause I was in the network when it happened. Perfectly safe as long as somebody doesn't come along and cut the damn connection!

[so_sew_me]

*well, this isn't exactly what I expected to find on my cell...*

[jackintomyport]

Oh hey, did I get someone's cell? Huh, I was just trying for the computers.

[so_sew_me]

Well, my phone is pretty hi-tech... so maybe that's where you got confused?

[jackintomyport]

Or maybe Camp's being helpful for once.

You wouldn't happen to be one of those good Samaritan types would you?

[purple_pliers]

[well that was unexpected. typing]

Where is your body? Can I help? Who is this?

[jackintomyport]

Hey there! It's Harper and my body is in my labs.

[purple_pliers]

Okay. I'll go there. Is there security I should worry about?

This is Violet, but you probably knew already.

[jackintomyport]

I can disable it; I just can't reconnect to my body. Camp sucks.

Yeah, I figured it out.

[jstalovemachine]

[well, that woke me up]

You all right?

[jackintomyport]

It only took me--I don't know how long-- to put my mind back together after some bastard cut my connection from my body but that aside, just peachy!

And still not connected to my body.

[jstalovemachine]

Want any help with that?

[jackintomyport]

I'd owe you one. Or three.

Where are you now?

[sod_off_spark]

Well this is unusual. Lost yourself in your work, did you?

[jackintomyport]

No, some bastard disconnected me. It took me--I don't actually know-- to put my mind back together.

And now I'm stuck in the network with no way back.

But hey, it's good to be able to talk to you again, Cortana.

[sod_off_spark]

Strange that I didn't notice you in here before now. You should have left some sign of yourself. Oh, and it's June sixth, 2009 by the way. Your body shouldn't be... dead, should it?

I would think that in your position it would be good to be able to do anything. But thank you.

[jackintomyport]

I've kind of been in one hell of a lot of pieces until not too long ago.

And I sure hope it isn't. Mind checking for me? I don't have sensors installed in my labs. First thing I'm gonna fix after this.