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[jackintomyport]

*every computer in Camp is suddenly flashing this message. They possibly even turned themselves on to do it*

To the bastard that DISCONNECTED MY BODY FROM THE NETWORK: If I find you I will SHOOT you.

To those good Samaritans out there: Wanna help a guy back into his body? I could really use it.

...crap. How long have I been out? Crap!

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[sod_off_spark]

Well this is unusual. Lost yourself in your work, did you?

[jackintomyport]

No, some bastard disconnected me. It took me--I don't actually know-- to put my mind back together.

And now I'm stuck in the network with no way back.

But hey, it's good to be able to talk to you again, Cortana.

[sod_off_spark]

Strange that I didn't notice you in here before now. You should have left some sign of yourself. Oh, and it's June sixth, 2009 by the way. Your body shouldn't be... dead, should it?

I would think that in your position it would be good to be able to do anything. But thank you.

[jackintomyport]

I've kind of been in one hell of a lot of pieces until not too long ago.

And I sure hope it isn't. Mind checking for me? I don't have sensors installed in my labs. First thing I'm gonna fix after this.

[sod_off_spark]

Still. Something must have been masking you from me.

Do you want to know ASAP, or would you prefer your security system still be intact?

[jackintomyport]

Camp probably; Camp sucks.

Give me a minute or two to start disabling things.

*working on that now*

[sod_off_spark]

Undoubtedly.

Need a hand with those?

[jackintomyport]

Nope; done. You're clear.

[sod_off_spark]

*Cortana's brought most of her little robots as well as that avatar you made her, so they're all just gonna come on in.*

[jackintomyport]

*Harper is unconscious with his jack sliced right in two. the meal he was eating has probably gone bad by now*

How bad is it?

[sod_off_spark]

I think I can splice the jack back together, it's a fairly clean cut and I've got some very precise tools here. Your body seems in good shape, although you'll probably be dehydrated.

[jackintomyport]

It might be quicker if you just get my spare. It's in the top drawer of that cabinet.

*light goes on over one of the cabinets*

[sod_off_spark]

Well, that would be simpler. I'm still going to fix this, I didn't copy the Forerunners not to use their technology.

[jackintomyport]

Sure! Works for me.

[sod_off_spark]

Ready?

*you may feel a slight sense of vertigo as your body is reconnected.*

[jackintomyport]

*a little more than that. jerks, gasps and then grabs his head* O-Ow!